Miranda's Dark Matter
A substance she created while trying to make chocolate for Valentine's Day. The ooze inside the bowl wobbles and moans as if alive (what she calls "lovesick sighs"). Its formation is all the more baffling due to how it contains no unusual ingredients. Hart found its taste relatively normal, but he lost consciousness soon after swallowing. Anyone else who dares take a bite of this culinary surprise should have a remedy on hand.

